I thought you were gonna start...
No, I always start.
I always have to instigate.
Why don't you start his time?
You ready?
I'm very excited.
Are you excited?
Yeah.
Just get in there and grab it and rip it and just go for it.
You want passion and instigation - well I am going for it.
You ready for this?
Yeah.
Buzzed?
Mhm.
Trimmed it up like we talked about?
Uhhh... Yeah.
Okay. High five!
Sometimes I feel like you're not here...
Do you see what I'm doing? Where else could I be?
That top is specifically designed to get guys like me back to your place.
I'm sorry, guys like you?
Gentlemen who enjoy boobs.
It's a wild... It's an ero... erotic ride.
I bet you say that to all the girls...
Yeah, I do.
He wants you to get back in this bed. If he could go like this, he would.
Nobody does it every night.
Malcolm and Beatrice do.
Yeah, but they're chiropractors, so you can't believe a word they say.
Ok, oh! I need some dirty talk, man.
Don't screw around with it, just say that with conviction. C'mon.
I'm the g... So, here's me...
Jesus Christ!
Sometimes, it's something.
Sometimes, it's meaningful.
I need orgasms, Andrew.
Sometimes, it's caressing faces and fingers intertwined.
You were talking to your penis before, weren't you.
Whispering little secrets in ears...
And sometimes, a f__k is just a f__k.
You need to get laid! Very, very badly!
Yes, I get it!
High five!